virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

(Source: virginsacrificer, via ayyeeeismymatingcall)

nowlifegoeson:

*talks to pimples in mirror*
“Go away please.”
….
*Next day pimples still there*
“What the FUCK did I tell you!?!”

(via someotherunknownn)

  • mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
  • me: ok
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: mom where are you please
  • me: mom please the line is moving fast
  • me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
  • employee: next
  • me:
  • employee:
  • me: faints

envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

(via iownthatheffa)

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(Source: cl0thes0ff, via paraaaas)

artbymoga:

Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.

(via freespirit-edwarrior)

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artbymoga:

Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.

(via freespirit-edwarrior)