If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
having a million dollars would improve my life by 100%
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
Reblog if you’re insecure with how you look.
The amount of notes on this makes me sad.
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel
just girly things
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.