next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?
*talks to pimples in mirror*
“Go away please.”
*Next day pimples still there*
“What the FUCK did I tell you!?!”
- mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
- me: ok
- me: mom where are you please
- me: mom please the line is moving fast
- me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
- employee: next
- me: faints
"The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die."
do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real